Um, I hope you’re not on a diet…because I’m about to ruin it.
These are totally worth it, though, promise! I mean…fluffy sweet bread filled with dark chocolate and raspberries, and topped with a glorious waterfall of luscious sweet and tangy cream cheese icing?! That’s hard to top, you guys.
I ate two while they were nice and warm. It made me painfully full, and I still don’t regret it.
But wait before we talk about sweet rolls let’s talk about this guy (yeah, it’s a little blurry but it’s hard to get him to stand still):
That would be Rook (also known as Rookie, Pup, Puppers, and Dog), my weirdo Pharaoh Hound rescue, and photography assistant. That face is what I have peering over my shoulder while I take pictures for the blog. Before I tell you how naughty he is, did you see his new trick I posted on Instagram?
So, last night at 3am, our smoke detector decided to start doing that low battery, high-pitched beep thing. You know, where it beeps once like every minute, very, very loudly. It spooked Rookie and he started boofing (the onomatopoeia for the low, soft woof he does when he’s unsure of things). But, as soon as Mikey climbed up onto a stool to try to change the battery, all hell broke loose. Rook was barking at the top of his puppy lungs, and trying to block Mikey from getting to the alarm by jumping up on the stool.
For some reason, in his doggie brain, he was sure that this weird device making obnoxious sounds was not to be trusted, and he didn’t want his family getting anywhere near it. I had to hold him (IN MY ARMS) in one room, as Mikey tried to change it. It was ridiculous. And loud. (And I’m super sorry if we woke you up, neighbors!) Of course the entire time I was almost in tears laughing, because hoooly crap this dog never ceases to amaze me with his odd behaviors.
-Sigh- oh the trials and tribulations of owning a rescue dog, haha. But let me fill you in on these delicious delights now:
I’m kind of enamored with sweet rolls (a.k.a. cinnamon rolls with lots of ridiculous other fillings that may or may not contain cinnamon). It all started with these meyer lemon sweet rolls a few years back. Then came these, these, and finally these. All have been amazing but I’m not sure any have been quite as over the top as this newest addition to my sweet roll archive.
These Dark Chocolate-Raspberry Sweet Rolls are bitter from the intense dark chocolate I used (a blend of 86% and 72% cocoa content), a bit tart from the raspberries, and, of course, sweet. The Cream Cheese Icing is like liquid cheesecake poured over top. It’s, almost literally, “the icing on the cake” ;). (Sorry I HAD to! I love puns; I won’t deny it!)
I baked my rolls in a couple of cake pans, but you can really use anything. In the past to cook sweet rolls I’ve used: sheet pans, casserole dishes, and even ramekins. It’s hard to go wrong.
Oh, also, the icing recipe makes quite a bit. You’re not obligated to use it all. If you don’t, it would be a delicious dip for strawberries or fruit of any kind!
Yield: about 1 dozen rolls
roll recipe adapted from here
icing recipe slightly adapted from here